Card Demotivational Poster
YOUR MAN CARD -
ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"
CARDASSIANS AND KARDASHIANS - Knowing the difference could save your life
SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is
20 Something -
GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach
DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was
WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us
PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.
THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.
POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....
HEY AL... - I have a whole pocket full of Race Cards. How about you?
LIFE SUCKS -
HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.
PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass
YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!
THE ULTIMATE QUESTION - Which is better Kirk or Picard
ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets
DADDY'S SURVIVAL CREDIT CARD - A perfect tool for the real men!
SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.
POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE - there's mastercard
YOUR MAN CARD - It has been taken
NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.
666 - That credit score is beast, man.
RACE CARD -
Politically Correct Christmas Card -
STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.
LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people
CAPTAIN PICARD - Never let him drive
RELIGION - Believing that if you worship something enough, random chance suddenly becomes the will of all-powerful, supernatural forces
VALENTINES DAY - Yup that time of year is coming back around again
WISDOM - Do I feel bad for the person who always fails the worst? No I feel bad for the person who always nearly fails the worst. Why? Because he fails at failing
AGGY - apology accepted
It's not about the cards you're dealt -
FACEPALMING - the REAL "Picard Maneuver"
CARDS - Because nothing says I love you more
RERUN'S CHIROPRACTIC CENTER - Always an "Inside Job."
FATE - I played poker with a deck of Tarot cards once. I got a full house and everyone died. -Steven Wright
PAPER OR PLASTIC BAG? - Burlap is not an option.
BLURRED PERCEPTION - After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world - Oscar Wilde
RACE CARD II - Yeah, it's gettin' old . . . like Jimmy Carter.
TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right.
THIS DOCTOR HAS NO SOUL -
EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.
SPARE TIME - Some people just have toooooo much.
CARDBOARD SUBMARINES - There's a fundamental design flaw there somewhere
ACCOMPLISHMENTS - Some men devote their lives to achieving the near impossible. Others set their sights much, much lower.
MASTER CHIEF - Corrupting the minds of children since 2001
A PISSED OFF ALUCARD - and you really don't want to get on his bad side, he may just have to use his gun on you, and you don't want that
Exhibit: A -
The Grim Reaper -
KEVIN WARE INJURY - Just got done choking down "EASTER DINNER", when this happened Now here it is back up all over the table in front of me. .
GET WELL SOON -
wise advice -
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME -
MICHAEL LAUDRUP - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
dewey and his decimals -
POSITION OR TRUTH -
LIVE AND LEARN -
MY RETIREMENT -
I CALL IT THAT ANYWAY -
IRONY IN A SINGLE SNAPSHOT -
Credit Cards -
SAVE UNO - I don't give a crap about education but I LOVE that GAME!
GROWING UP POOR -
NOW CHAD... -
LATINO GANGSTERS - Reading obituaries
PORCELINA - Before Motifake she used to have a very different method of keeping herself occupied.
CREDIT CARDS - Letting you buy stupid crap you don't need with money you don't have (and ripping you off for 18%)
MY GOD - Quick! Gordon! The Bat Signal, now!
ALUCARD'S VACATION TO AFGHANISTAN - and he is thinking about having lunch
DEFINE: ARSE (CHOSE ONE) - 1.)Washed up politician who won't retire. 2.)Where to apply Prep H. 3.)White dude playin' the race card.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY! - Too bad no one likes your husband.
CARDBOARD BOX -
CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!
MAN CARD - Stop reading it, and just hand it over bitch
CARDBOARD - used to box anything
KAMTSJATKA - is that a country?
Work Out -
Make It So -